Best of Police Briefs

Nov. 23, 2010

Subject not receptive to ‘Olly olly oxen free’

A male was hiding behind his van on First Street.

Other area smells include sex, rock ‘n’ roll

There was a strong smell of drugs around Audubon Circle.

Nov. 30, 2010

Fucking carolers

A male came to someone’s door singing and rambling on Parkside Drive.

Jan. 11, 2011

Sigma Nu-de

A naked male ran into a female and her friends on Wake Forest Drive and Oxford Circle.

Feb. 8, 2011

Always carry a dried meat snack

A male was using a Slim Jim to get into a vehicle on F Street.

COLLEGE !!!

An intoxicated subject passed out near the leasing office at Clearwater Apartments in a flannel button up shirt and pants around his knees, on Cowell Boulevard.

March 29, 2011

Kids these days

A 13-year-old ran down the hill toward someone’s car, lifted up her shirt and then ran back up the hill, on Tulip Lane.

Human advantage

A subject was bitten by two pitbulls and then chased the dogs with a knife, on West Covell Boulevard.

April 12, 2011

Lady magnet

A transient with three dogs was playing with three girls on the playground at Moore Boulevard.

- compiled by Becky Peterson

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