Paying is mainstream
Someone with red and green hair stole a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon on West Covell Boulevard.
Say it, don’t spray it
A man was wandering door-to-door with a garden hose on Cowell Boulevard.
Someone stole a statue from the city and was trying to hide it on Richards Boulevard.
Keeps away vampires and humans
There was a strong smell of garlic coming from an attic on Becerra Way.
Works on many levels
Someone was videotaping a business and told others to “mind their own business” on Picasso Avenue.
Someone’s house was surrounded by loud chickens on East Eighth Street.
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