The Defining Moments
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The Defining Moments

There is an increasing clamor for the bureaucratization of college education. For many, globalization reemphasizes the demand for technical expertise. To thrive in the current economic mode is…

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Pants optional
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Pants optional

Sometimes I'm not sure what I'm doing with my life. I'm not talking about one of those quarter-life crises that so many of you insist on having where…

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Textbook regulations
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Textbook regulations

With pen and paper in hand, three students went to a bookstore on the Harvard University campus in the fall of 2007. They were there not to buy…

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That’s what she said
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That’s what she said

This morning I was watching a Pussycat Dolls music video and - no, don't leave! Wait! I promise, this is not the intellectual capacity of this column! So…

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And then I found 5 dollars
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And then I found 5 dollars

Did anyone else catch that sermon President Obama gave the other day? It was cleverly disguised as a commencement speech for the graduating class of Notre Dame. On…

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Steal this column
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Steal this column

As college students, we're often forced to endure difficult situations that we would rather simply avoid, postpone or ignore. We can all imagine how much easier our lives…

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The Sterling Compass
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The Sterling Compass

Many of us are conditioned from the get-go that going to college is the key to success. If you work hard and get your undergraduate degree, then you…

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Otherise, they’ll kill you
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Otherise, they’ll kill you

Well my minions, with just two more columns to go, I feel like I have so much left to say. Alas, after writing many advice columns, I've decided…

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Cap and Gown List
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Cap and Gown List

Much like the secret menu at In-N-Out, sometimes you have to be "in-the-know" to get the full benefits of things. Granted, you're not exactly cognizant of what you're…

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Hail to the Chief
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Hail to the Chief

So last week I promised to give you some reporter tips, and here they are! When last we left our hero (you), you had developed a story idea…

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Debtor’s Prison of the Mind, pt. 3
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Debtor’s Prison of the Mind, pt. 3

The American Way has never been the only way - it's just taught like it is. Inherent and obvious flaws in American capitalism have bred in the wealthiest…

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Purification by Pain
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Purification by Pain

So the United States tortures. I guess what I'm trying to understand is why that's even news. The United States tortures? Fuck yeah we torture! We're the world's…

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Dinner And A Movie
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Dinner And A Movie

Super Senior,   So I've got a date lined up this weekend, and she wants to watch a movie. The catch is that she's making me pick one,…

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PhiLOLsophy
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PhiLOLsophy

There are tons of relationship tips lurking around in places like magazines, books, the Internet and just about everyone you know. With this overabundance of tips, it is…

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The Defining Moments
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The Defining Moments

Even in political asylum John Edwards cannot stop stealing the limelight. Earlier last week a federal investigation was launched against him for the potential abuse of public funds…

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